I’m sure a lot of you wonder what a typical day is like for a phone sex femdom like myself.  Well, let me give you a bit of insight.  Take today, for example.  I made my way out of bed a bit late.  Noon to be exact.  I wasn’t planning to sleep in so late but I was up until 5AM on the phone with a naughty little cum eater who just couldn’t seem to get it in his head that the only way I was going to let him have an orgasm was if he agreed to lick it out of a saucer, like a dog.  Poor little humiliated puppy.  He finally gave in and I laughed while I heard him eagerly licking up every drop of his spunk.  After that it was lights out and off to slumberland.  I woke up at noon, as I said.  Breakfast was already cooked long ago and waiting for me on the stove in a container.  MMMM, corned beef hash and scrambled eggs.  It tasted wonderful.  Mr Tia was long gone, off to help some friends move a very heavy antique piano.

News and Breakfast

I sat down at the dining room table with my reheated breakfast and a cup of wonderful coffee.  The Sunday paper was already on the dining room table and I could see that Mr Tia had read the sports section so I knew it was fair game.  Quickly, I perused the paper and made a few mental notes like the goings on in Libya and the fact that the drag queen show was coming back to town, yay!  I ate almost all of my breakfast, being sure to leave a few small bites on my plate for the mooching chihuahuas at my feet.  They are so cute, how could I deny them?  It’s not the same as denying a masturbation addict.

I got up from the table, stretched and did my dishes.  Then, I headed down to the bedroom to decide what to wear for the day.  Since it was a rainy day I chose a pair of leggings and a long sweater.  Comfy but cute, just the way I like it.  Putting my hair up in a ponytail I grabbed one more cup of coffee and headed to my office.

Off to Tease the Boys

First things first; answer my emails.  After that, I decided to work on a few audio ideas I had.  Yes, there is a new audio over at teasemania so be sure to check it out.  Then, I made another cup of coffee and turned on the phones.  Time for a little fun.  I talked to a guy who wanted to be my ex husband that I forced into becoming a cuckold sissy maid.  He was such a whiner!  But, it was fun describing to him how I would take out my strap on and fuck his sweet little ass while he scrubbed my kitchen floor.  Up next was a two mistress call with Mistress Mandy.  She had a dirty little slut who was in his office.  Dirty slut boy wanted to fuck himself in the ass with various things and then lick them clean while wearing panties.  I don’t think I’ll ever look at a large Sharpie pen the same again.  I enjoyed that call a lot and Ms Mandy and I got quite a giggle out of the dirty little slut while he performed for us.  After that, a few more phone calls and some notes for future audios.  I spoke with a cuckold and then a boy whom I had tied to his bed a few nights before and still hadn’t granted him permission to cum.  Alas, he was denied his orgasm once again, poor boy.  Time went by quickly and it was 5PM on the West coast so it was time for a little exercise and dinner.

I signed out and checked my email once again.  Then, I headed into the other room with my Zune to zone out on the exercise bike for 30 minutes.  After that it was upstairs for a shower and a quick dinner.  I spent some time over dinner talking to Mr Tia about the piano move, his back was hurting him.  So, I put a pain patch on his back and kissed him goodbye after washing up my dishes.  I might be a femdom but I’m not totall heartless.

Then, it was back to work for a few more hours which included uploading some new audios to the radio station, checking out the Enchantrix Empire and teasing the hell out of a few naughty boys.

Now, I’m sitting here writing this before heading upstairs to bed.  I’ll see you all at noon Eastern tomorrow!  *Kisses*

Now, to be honest, the movie was good but not fantastic.  The best part was sexy Christina Aguilera and the costumes, as well as the dance numbers.  Of course, I decided while watching it that this movie would appeal to many genres.  You sissy girls will love the costumes and dance numbers and the faggot boys would love the fact that Cher is in it and of course sings not once but twice (what queer doesn’t love Cher?, admit it, you know you do)  In fact, I got a few ideas for some great sissy assignments while watching this film.

Burlesque dancing is an old art form that is making a terrific comeback.  Is it any wonder the art of the ultimate cocktease is back? There are classes all over the United States and the UK offering burlesque and pole dancing.  There are even articles on how to get his attention with a perfect lap dance in all the women’s magazines.  You don’t have to be a great dancer.  You just have to want to learn the sexy moves.  The best part is, you’re burning calories while you get your “sexy” on.  So, sissy boys and girls…why not take a pole dancing class?  I know a few of you have ventured out and actually done just that.  In fact, I’ve had some great phone sex conversations with a few of you who actually went out and took a burlesque class.  But, if you’re too shy to actually go out in public and take that class, you can always learn via youtube.  Just search for burlesque and pole dancing lessons and voila!  Now you have an excuse to get dressed up in something totally sexy and look like a vampy vixen while you strut your stuff in the privacy of your living room. 

 Burlesque Dance Lessons

So, get your sissy ass up and show me how you burlesque!  Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to watch the movie first and foremost.  Then, put together your own wildly wicked costume and get some youtube videos together and DANCE your ass off for me!  Show me how fem-fabulous you are!  Feather boas and fans will get extra points, by the way.  Let’s see you strut your stuff, girls.

I really do wish it were here already.  I know it’s going to sound sort of “full of myself” but I love my birthday.  I don’t just love it because it’s my birthday though.  I love it because spring is so close and I love spring.  The flowers begin to bloom and all that winter fucking turns into new babies for the animal world.  This year I keep checking the yard because last fall I planted over 150 daffodils (my birth flower) in the yard.  So, every chance I get to take the puppy out, I make the rounds and inspect all my flower beds.  Unfortunately I’m not seeing anything yet and it’s been unseasonably warm.  I hope I didn’t do it wrong.  I’ve never been great at gardening but I give it one helluva try so I should get an A just for effort, don’t ya think?  But that’s not the only reason I love spring.  Spring makes me horny.  Yes, you read that right.  Mistress Tia is horny.

Sexy Thoughts and Phone Conversations

Where do I begin?  I’ve had had some of the most erotic and thought provoking phone conversations lately.  Not to mention some of the fantasies you guys can come up.  Then, there were some that were purely my own imagination taking a spin and you came along for the ride.  Although I currently only have one boy at the moment who is in any long term chastity.  I’m sure he’s looking forward to my birthday too, HA HA.  He only gets to cum on special occasions.  I have to say my cockteasing side has been quite mischeviouos lately and a little sadistic.  Some of you wanted me to laugh at you, which I did willingly when I saw or heard about the size of your pathetic penis.  Some of you wanted me to dress you up and turn you out like a whore, and some of you wanted me to cocktease you into oblivion. But, that’s what spring does to me, as I said.  

I have had quite a few of my own fantasies lately also.  Some involved big cocked boys standing around me, worshipping me and stroking their lovely cocks.  Some of them involved dressing up a sissy or taking her shopping and humiliating her in public by making her try on all sorts of lingerie and dresses.  Some of you know I had tendinitis last week so the Vicodin was making me sleep very soundly.  I had many erotic dreams.  I was teasing boys in my sleep!  Did I mention I’m horny?

Two Mistress Calls

I had a chance to do some two mistress phone sex calls this past week, also.  Fanny Dribble spent some time talking to Ms Ryan and I on the phone.  Poor Fanny, locked in the bathroom for the night.   I even had a hot three-way with Ms Ashley the other night, OMG!  Lastly, I spent some time with Empress Christine and we giggled and humiliated a little man because he just didn’t have the equipment to get the job done.  I had a great time on each call and I have to say these ladies are hotter than hell.  I can’t wait for my next two mistress call.  Did I mention that I’m horny?

Audios and Show Highlights

I highly recommend checking out the adult podcasts for this week at Provocatalk Radio and The Mistress Interviews.  Both shows went really well and both shows were very entertaining.  Hair and Heels had Ms Ally as their special guest and she even played the piano for them!  I got to hang out for awhile at Ms Ann’s PJ Party Friday night at midnight Eastern on Cock Radio.  It was fun!  I don’t know who won all those sexy panties she was giving away but there were a lot of them given out, from what I understand.  I’m sure some sissy boy out there is anxiously awaiting a pair of panties.  Ms Sylvia was my co host for the Friday Night Fireside Fantasy and we played five songs specifically chosen by her and she hung out with us.  We had a great time and I got to hang around for an extra hour because poor Ms Hunter had lost electricity due to the Snowpocalypse of 2011.  Ms Sylvia had to leave and tend to her lover and her husband who were waiting patiently in her bedroom.  Yes, you read that right, she’s in a full cuckold relationship.  I’m not sure who got the better end of that deal, me or her?  By the way, still horny here.

Ta ta til next time,

Tia

Last weekend was the first warm weekend we’ve had here in Oregon and it was wonderful. I got to take a trip further north and it was a gorgeous drive. We drove up to a little known hot springs area and did some skinny dipping in the natural hot springs. Of course, we like to wait until it’s very late at night and hike in so we can have a bit of privacy. It was stimulating in more ways than one, let me tell you. Especially since I am such a cock tease and well, let’s just say that makes the drive up even more enjoyable. Hey, I had to celebrate spring and masturbation month somehow, didn’t I? What better way than to masturbate someone while they are driving? This takes skill of course. You don’t want to do it in bumper to bumper traffic, but out on the open road or a back country road is very erotic. Of course, if you haven’t figured out by now that I have an exhibitionist side to me, then you haven’t been paying attention, have you? One of my first memories of nudity was taking off my tshirt in my boyfriend’s convertible while we were going down the freeway. Hey, he did it first. It was hot. So, sue me. I have to say that was the greatest five minutes. He pulled over and made me put it back on for legal reasons and of course common sense prevailed. But, in those five minutes I had such a rush of freedom. The wind caressing my half naked body was delicious. So, you can imagine how delighted I was at the hot springs.

In other news, the office has now been painted a beautiful coat of red. The track lighting was installed and I had a bit of a diva moment when I saw it because I didn’t like the way it was installed. So, they will be taking it down and redoing it. I haven’t bitched about anything at all til now, it was just something I knew I couldn’t live with. When I get the office up and running we’ll have a “phone sex with Tia in the hot tub” party because I can literally step out of my office and into the hot tub. Naturally, that will be nude hot tubbing. I did tell you I’m an exhibitionist, right?

Til next time,

Love and Kisses,

Ms Tia
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I talked to some interesting men last week.  One in particular I was very touched to speak with as he was one of  Ms Trish’s customers.  We talked about her and how much we miss her.  It was a nice conversation.

My chastity boy made it ten weeks and in honor of my birthday I let him finally have a much needed release.  It was so nice to hear the relief in his voice.  I just hope he doesn’t make the mistake of thinking my kindness will continue! 

I have had so many of you lately wanting to do roleplay fantasies.  It’s been a blast.  I love roleplay of any kind, it really gets my creative juices flowing, among other things, lol.  I have to say I was very wet the other night and it was due to you boys and your erotic imaginations.  We played all sorts of games.  I was everything from an ex wife to a cockteasing neighbor to your best friend and gym partner.  It was great. 

I’ll be taking calls tonight and most of the day this Saturday, the 27th of February.  I’ve also updated my schedule, finally.  So, give me a call and wish me a happy birthday.  I’d love to hear from you.

Kisses,

Ms Tia

That was a scene from a recent phone sex call I had.  It was so erotic, I loved making him masturbate for me while he stared at my beautiful ass.  He begged to kiss it or even touch it.   But, I’m too much of a cockteasing princess for that sort of thing.

I had a beautiful call with one of my favorite  sissy sluts and Empress Gabrielle tonight.  We took our strap ons out and played hide the strap on in this slut’s little pussy.  She was dressed like such a whore, right down to the cocksucker red lipstick she wore.  You should have heard her gush and moan as we fucked her.  I love the chance to double team a sweet sissy and give her some multiple mistress love. 

Tonight was also an interview with Empress Delia on the Mistress Interviews.  You can check that out and other suprises on the adult radio station.

Teasing Kisses,

Tia

I got quite a treat tonight though.  It seems that one of my favorite topics of conversation or fetish is not quite as popular as it used to be and I miss it.  I love orgasm denial.  I love listening to a man beg and plead with me to let him cum and that gasp of breath I hear when I calmly reply, “NO”.  You can feel the excitement through the phone, I swear it.  So naturally I was thrilled when I started saying, “But you don’t want to cum, do you?” and the reply was, “no mistress, I don’t”  AHHHHH, sweet words.  I can be the Queen of Denial if given the chance, believe me.  He was just as thrilled as I was to be denied, I could tell.  Any mistress can make you cum but it takes a supreme goddess to take away your orgasm and keep it from you while teasing you into a whimpering puddle on the floor at her feet.  MMMM, I just made my panties wet again.  You see, it’s an endless circle of want and desire.  You want to cum and I desire you not to.  Since I am the mistress, I always win.

Speaking of winning, you’ve hit the lottery this week because I’m taking calls today from 6PM to 6AM and I’ll be back Tuesday and Wednesday the 5th and 6th.

Til next time,

Of course that doesn’t mean I haven’t enjoyed the cuckold fantasy calls and the Cock and Ball torture calls, even the sexy sensuous calls.  You know I love them all!  I’ll be around as much as I can this weekend and trying to catch up with all of you who have been complaining that you can’t get  my golden voice of torture on the phone.  Did you ever stop to think that my being elusive is all part of the tease?  I’m sure some of you just thought to yourselves, “WTF?”  HA HA HA

For those of you who keep trying in vain, I did post a new recording to the Mistress Always Wins site and I think you’ll enjoy it.  If you’ve ever had an ex girlfriend or ex wife that drove you crazy with lust but you just knew she was bad news, you’ll love this recording.  I have to thank a special guy, F, for writing this story though, he is a very creative guy.  In fact, look for more explicit femdom audios in the near future.

Talk to you soon!

Ms Tia