2014 Hump Festival
There is a little known festival in a few cities throughout the United States known as Hump Fest. I have to admit, I had heard of it a few years ago and never gave it more than a passing thought. But, then, someone invited me to attend the annual Hump Fest in Portland recently and I couldn’t resist. What is Hump Fest, you ask? Well, it’s a film festival of the most amateur of amateur porn. So it’s a film festival for adults only. But, no professionals are allowed at all. It’s purely home type movies and each of them can’t last more than 5 minutes. The movie; not the men in them. Although I’m sure someone will think to create a category for that. Speaking of which, there are a lot of categories. My favorite category was “Best Kink”, of course, which I think should be a new LDW slogan, to be honest. But, since I wasn’t a judge, that didn’t worry me in the least. I was surprised to find out there was a $5,000 prize for first place. That amount of money might make a lot of people want to have sex in front of a camera and submit the product for the world to see. Which, I’m sure, is exactly what happens. Especially based on what I saw at the Hump Film Festival. To put it as succinctly as possible I will quote my friend, “you know, I know sex and I have to say some of that was NOT sex”. I concur. Still, it was an experience and I’m glad I did it.
So, for those of you who are total exhibitionists and love to strut your stuff or just masturbate on camera, this might be the avenue you’ve been dreaming of. Of course, you’ll have to come to the land of kink, the Pacific Northwest, to submit your homemade 5 minute sexual expose’. But, if you think you might really have what it takes, you could walk away a big winner. Then again, you could walk away a big weiner.
Thanks Giving Masturbation
You know how it is, you schlep yourself over to the family and eat the bird that was lovingly prepared for everyone. You naturally eat too much and as soon as you arrive home you slip into a turkey coma. But, then you wake up at 2AM and you’re extremely horny. You have the next day off and you are not going to leave the house to brave those rabid bargain shoppers, so what should you do? Pick up the phone, darling. I love Thanksgiving phone sex masturbation sessions and I’ll be here, albeit very late in the evening and into the wee morning of Black Friday. So don’t spend your money at some big box store and then not even get the bargain you went for when you can stay home and have a little guided masturbation phone sex session with me. You’ll definitely get what you CAME for!
Ms.Tia, Anything and everything all in the name of sex add money and it doubles the pleasure even more. Couples will get as creative in front of camera doing sexual acts they never even new existed for Hump Fest which by the way, the name invokes many connotations.
Exactly why I couldn’t resist going, Ms Cindy. I have to admit, it was more than couples and even more than a simple menage’ a trois on the screen. Some of it was silly and campy and some of it was almost disturbing. But, either way, a night spent being a voyeur is still a good night.
I love it Ms Tia. In Seattle we have a Hemp day but I think I would like hump day much better! Wow $5,000 to have sex in front of a camera? Well it may just be worth it lol. How I can relate to the old turkey comma, to full to do anything but sit on the couch and sleep.
I would love to co-star in a Hump Fest movie with You Ms. Tia.
Five minutes would be far too short of course.
Or it would end with me begging ‘more Mistress, more Mistress, more, more, more!’
You are always begging for more, pet. But, that’s precisely what makes you such an outstanding submissive. You beg, plead, whine, moan and generally make your needs very well known. That doesn’t mean I give in to you. In fact, the more you do those things the more I am inclined to giggle a bit and the more it strengthens my resolve to deny you further. But, that is the nature of the game, isn’t it? Who knew, when you signed up for orgasm denial and chastity training with me that you would still be here, years later, and still moaning and panting for a release? I did!