Good Morning!

Here’s something I bet you didn’t know about me, I hate mornings. I mean HATE mornings. I hate getting out of bed. I love my bed, and I love to sleep. I suppose that’s why I’m such a night owl. I literally wake up in the morning and stumble down the hall heading straight for the coffee pot, which I have set up the previous night to automatically churn out my go go juice. I can’t live without my morning cup of coffee, which I take out onto the back deck and quietly sip while enjoying my own little wake up routine.   Roughly translated that means; don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.  Well, one of you out there is about to make me love mornings. How? Let me show you!

Orgasm Alarm

There is a wonderful new invention out there for women like me, that hate mornings but love orgasms. It’s called the Wake Up Vibe. I have to have one. I think this could turn me into a morning person for sure. I can imagine the lovely smile it will invoke as it gently pulsates my sweet pussy into a wonderful morning orgasm and I stretch, smile, and bound out of bed, ready to start my day!  It’s like having a wake up sexy phone sex call of my very own, without the talking.

Pleasure Forever

Now, don’t think for a moment that I will forego the coffee, but I can imagine that coffee tasting so much sweeter once I’ve been awakened by a wonderful orgasm. Wouldn’t you like to be the one that provides it for me? Naturally, I can see all of you sissy boys out there wondering how good it would feel to have a vibrating alarm clock of your very own.  It never needs battery replacement either, it’s rechargeable!!  Well, why not get one? I can’t wait to set that alarm and then wake up thinking of the sweet man who bought it for me! Ready? Set? Get over there and buy that damned thing, now!  The only thing I hate about it is that I didn’t think of it first!