Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Dita Von Teese. In fact, my sister in law was sweet enough to purchase her wall calendar for me for Christmas this year. I have a huge coffee table book of Dita that a customer lovingly sent me and I think she is fantastic in every way. I even follow her on twitter. So, is it any wonder that the movie I chose for my birthday evening at home was Burlesque?
Now, to be honest, the movie was good but not fantastic. The best part was sexy Christina Aguilera and the costumes, as well as the dance numbers. Of course, I decided while watching it that this movie would appeal to many genres. You sissy girls will love the costumes and dance numbers and the faggot boys would love the fact that Cher is in it and of course sings not once but twice (what queer doesn’t love Cher?, admit it, you know you do) In fact, I got a few ideas for some great sissy assignments while watching this film.
Burlesque dancing is an old art form that is making a terrific comeback. Is it any wonder the art of the ultimate cocktease is back? There are classes all over the United States and the UK offering burlesque and pole dancing. There are even articles on how to get his attention with a perfect lap dance in all the women’s magazines. You don’t have to be a great dancer. You just have to want to learn the sexy moves. The best part is, you’re burning calories while you get your “sexy” on. So, sissy boys and girls…why not take a pole dancing class? I know a few of you have ventured out and actually done just that. In fact, I’ve had some great phone sex conversations with a few of you who actually went out and took a burlesque class. But, if you’re too shy to actually go out in public and take that class, you can always learn via youtube. Just search for burlesque and pole dancing lessons and voila! Now you have an excuse to get dressed up in something totally sexy and look like a vampy vixen while you strut your stuff in the privacy of your living room.
So, get your sissy ass up and show me how you burlesque! Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to watch the movie first and foremost. Then, put together your own wildly wicked costume and get some youtube videos together and DANCE your ass off for me! Show me how fem-fabulous you are! Feather boas and fans will get extra points, by the way. Let’s see you strut your stuff, girls.
