With a title like that, you can’t help but wonder what the hell has been going on this week, can you?  Let me tell you, a LOT!  We had a great Cock Radio party for International Femdom Day and I had so much fun on the radio, I almost wish I could have stayed around longer.  Notice I said almost.  I had a pool party at my house that day, which is why I had to skip out on sticking around for the other radio shows.  I must admit, I was torn between the two.  I mean, margaritas and swimming versus playing with the lovely Enchantrix Empresses and our admirers, it really is a toss up.  But, you know what I decided.  So, naturally, I have to tell you about the party.  It was a blow out!

First, we started off with food and margaritas, everything was going great.  The music was blaring, bikinis were being shown off, some splashing around, a bit tame really.  I was being the gracious hostess in my sarong and cute bikini top.  Naturally, I like to make sure everyone has a drink and everyone has had something to eat.  Of course the men love to flirt and the ladies love to tease.  My friends are a great crowd.  Invariably someone always forgets their swimsuit so I have a selection of mens and ladies swimwear in different sizes for “swim emergencies”.   That’s what started it.  A friend of ours who is cute and single and a bit of a shy guy, showed up without his suit.  So, I pulled out the trunks I had on hand and he chose one he thought would fit.  He’s not a large man at all, in fact, he’s a bit of a tiny guy.  So, finding a pair of trunks that weren’t too large on him was a task, but I was sure he would find something, and he did.  I have tell you this because it’s pertinent to what happened next.

After everyone had finished eating and the drinks were flowing quite steadily, we all decided to play a game of water vollyball.  Everyone was having fun, particularly the men who were avidly watching the breasts bobbing up and down, in and out of the water.  Things were going along great and everyone was having a great time.  That’s when it happened.  The friend of mine who needed to borrow the suit jumped up into the air to spike the volleyball and when he did, his trunks came off!  Well, naturally the ladies couldn’t resist taking advantage of him.  One of the ladies grabbed his trunks and tossed them to another lady.  We all had a great time playing a wonderful game of keep away with the naked man in the pool.  Soon, we all got out of the pool.  Except for the nude man, who was stuck in the pool, completely naked.  It was obvious he was getting cold so we had some fun tossing his trunks around awhile longer and then we made him a deal.  He had to get up on the diving board and dance for us, naked, of course!  He did as we instructed only because parts of him were shriveling and his lips were turning blue.  It was so much fun.  We enjoyed teasing the naked man while he did the Hippy Hippy Shake on the diving board while we laughed and cheered.  He got his trunks back but he didn’t stick around long after that.

Now, for the tequila foul.  Well, Iwas making those cheap margarita in a bag things and I got one going just fine before the party.  The second one was in the fridge for awhile, as I had to run to the store for more tequila.  I got back from the liquor store and was shaking the second bag when it broke open all over the kitchen.  My girlfriend and I were cleaning up the mess with towels and joking about sucking the tequila out of the towels.  Such a waste.  Next time I’ll make them in the pitcher.

I’ll be taking calls early in the day for the rest of this week.  My schedule will be 3PM to 8PM and 10PM to 3AM until Sunday, so if you’ve been wanting to have a sexy phone session with me, give me a call.