Mud Wrestling and the Telephone Man

So, I spent most of yesterday taping and “mudding” walls, hence the mud wrestling.  I must say, they make it look much easier in the youtube videos I watched (wanted to be sure I was doing it right).  Since it’s raining like hell outside I have to wait a day before we can begin sanding, which is great because my wrist is killing me.  It would be great if the pain was from something pleausurable like stroking a bunch of cocks.  But, no, in this case it’s from twisting my hand around to reach odd places with drywall compound and a putty knife.  However, the workout room that is adjacent to my office should be ready for paint by the end of the week, so I am seeing progress.  I think a pretty yellow will be nice in that room.  I can sweat it out and look at sunny yellow walls.  Maybe later I’ll get a large mural for one of the walls.  A beach scene, perhaps.  Nothing like staring at blue water and sand to motivate you into keeping your bikini figure, right?  Yes, I know all you sissy girls will agree with me on that one.

The telephone man  came by today.  He was very cute and so helpful.  Whenever the telephone man comes to install a new line or repair an existing one I think of this cute little diddy from the 70s: “Hey, baby, I’m your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I’ll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it, you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I’m your telephone man”  By Meri Wilson

Of course, I only needed one phone line and he was pleasant to look at but here and gone rather quickly.  But, hey, he had a nice smile!  So, essentially I could be taking calls from the new office before the end of May.  Which would be fantastic!

Some of my boys have been so generous in their “new office” contributions and I want to let you all know that I saved up enough Amazon gift certificates to buy a very nice 32″ television for the office last week.  I’m still working on the chaise lounge so if you’d like to contribute, I’ll tell you how.  That chaise lounge will make it much easier to stretch out and slide my fingers down my panties while we’re on a sexy steamy call.  Not to mention the other things I can do on it.  But, I’ll have to tell you what that might be later.  After all, they don’t call me a cock tease for nothing.

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