Just in case you didn’t know it, May is National Masturbation Month. Not to mention that today is Cinco De Mayo, one of my favorite days. Probably because I love the colorful mariachi music, spanish guitars and of course, salsa dancing. Okay, so the salsa dancing is more Brazilian. It’s still HOT, watching all that grinding of pelvis’ on the dance floor and the beautiful tanned thighs rubbing together sensually to the Latin music. I love it when she lifts her skirt and wraps her leg up over his hip while he pulls her body into his. The best part of course, when she leans back and he holds her, his hand behind the small of her back, as he lets her body sway back and forth to the rythms. MMMMM that is masturbation material.
So, in honor of the world’s most popular form of sexual expression, (stay with me here, I’m still talking about masturbation) I thought I’d take a few days and celebrate with YOU. I’m declaring today and Wednesday and Thursday my own phone sex masturbation party. Check the schedule if you don’t believe me. I’m staging my own personal masturbation party and you are the honored guests. I went out today and bought two bottles of mojito to pour over some ice and I’m turning the phones on for a little masturbatory blow out. I would like to reach a personal best over the next 3 days and talk to at least 150 of you, if not more. So, help me achieve my masturbation fantasy, will you? Who knows what surprises lay in store for you on the phone with me over the next few days or even this month? You didn’t think I would stop at just a few days of celebrating wanking on the phone with me, did you? Of course not. I’ll do this again later in the month, I’m sure.
But, don’t you want to be among the first? Of course you do.
