I was having one of those ordinary days, went out to the mailbox to see if there was anything of interest inside and behold, my new issue of Cosmo had arrived. Naturally, I came back inside and tossed the rest of the mail on the table, Cosmo still in my hand. I went into the kitchen to heat up my coffee, picked up the cup and headed for the sofa to relax and indulge in my new issue. I settled on the sofa in my “leave me alone, I’m busy” position and started to look at the front cover. I was going down the eye catching listings inside on the cover and …. what is this?? What is your Va-jay-jay? Don’t even tell me it’s a cutesy name for my….oh my goodness….it is. Naturally it was conveniently displayed at the crotch of poor Rhianna, by the way, with the wording coming just about hip level on a revealing little yellow dress. I wonder if she realizes she’s the vagina ad or that they used that cover and placed those words just so everyone would take note of exactly where the “va-jay-jay” is. Just the typing the word makes me cringe. Why is it that so many people have a problem saying vagina? Then, I found out the origination of the word (if you want to call it a word) came from Grey’s Anatomy in 2006, but it gained fame on Oprah. Ohhhhh Oprah, you should be ashamed, seriously. Every good sissy knows what we call it, we call it by its proper name, and it’s a VAGINA. How hard is that? Ok, my rant is now over, on to the more entertaining parts of the blog.
I have spent a large portion of my weekend phone fucking and I have loved every single second of it. I spoke with an Irish teacher who wanted me to tell everyone that he is a pantywaist. After showing me a few pictures of himself in full drag and telling me about his adventure into the night, followed by paying a very rough and tough prostitute to bend him over the hood of a car and violate his ass; I came to the conclusion that Leprechaun dick is much more than a pantywaist. He is a bonafide cock whore and slut. Leprechaun dick wants everyone to know he is a sissy crossdresser slut, especially his former students, did I mention that?
I also spent two lovely early morning calls with someone that I’ve had as a regular customer for almost as long as I’ve been with LDW Group. We’ll just say her name is Michelle. Michelle is lovely and sexy and sweet. I love seducing Michelle with my strap on and making her into a strap on hungry slut. She takes it in her VAGINA, her sissy hole, her pussy, her mangina. But, she doesn’t take it in her Va-jay-jay.
Talk to you all soon,
Mistress Tia
www.masturbationmistress.com
