I’m sure you can guess that being the dominating and demanding Diva I am, Santa Baby is my all time favorite Christmas song. So, just for fun, I redid the lyrics to reflect my tastes. Enjoy boys! If you don’t know the song, be sure to listen to the Ertha Kitt version, it’s the sexiest!

Buh-bum.. buh-bum…
Stroker baby, just slip some perfume under the tree, for me
Been an awful good tease
Stroker baby so stroke yourself for me tonight

Stroker baby a pretty little bauble or two, (I love blue)
get it up for me, dear
Stroker baby, so stroke it harder for me tonight

Think of all the fun I haven’t missed,
Think of all the Strokers that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as mean,
If you check off my christmas list

Stroker baby, I want some shoes and really that isn’t news
Been a tease queen all year
Stroker baby, so stroke yourself harder tonight

Stroker honey, I could use a Starbuck’s card to keep you hard
You’ll be stroking all night,
Stroker baby, so hurry down on your knees tonight

Stroker cutie, just pick out anything on the list, my Wishlist,
You can find it online
Stroker cutie, stroke it hard for me tonight

Come and trim my christmas tree,
With some gift certificates from Macy’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me

Stroker baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
yes, I mean on the phone,
Stroker baby, so slowly stroke it for me tonight

Hurry down on your knees tonight
Hurry, tonight.

Stroke it slowly baby!